Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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