But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
