bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
porn star boner night. come get it.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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