I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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