Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Dear god my vagina.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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