Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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