When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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