i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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