My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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