kristin has been a bad kristin
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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