and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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