butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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