We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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