Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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