I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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