So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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