i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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