I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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