My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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