the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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