We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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