I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
there is puke in my bra ... again
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