i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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