I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You're like the curious george of whores
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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