there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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