Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Boobs are out for the taking
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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