well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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