We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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