3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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