it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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