New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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