found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
how does that bad decision feel?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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