slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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