Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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