Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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