his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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