I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i was born a porn star she said
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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