you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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