NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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