Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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