come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Im part way to drunk.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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