Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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