He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
