talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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