You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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