i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
