he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
