After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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