Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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