just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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