I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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