i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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