me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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