If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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