so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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